easy fix, ditch Vanna White and swap her out for a giant half human half marijuana budd hybrid who is called "Vanna Green(budd)".
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thing is, CBS has cold feet, well, thats not totally true. CBS is into the idea, its just that Pat Sayjak is xxxSTRAIGHT EDGExxx and refuses to work with the marijuana mutant we developed for the show. so here is the deal, CBS wants you to vote on it, White or Green (budd). just click the link below, and if Vanna Green (budd) wins, CBS said they are going to melt Pat Sayjaks cock and balls off with a blow torch.