weed bong?

Its true! like you, i thought it was an urban legend, that is until last night... i had attended the Mentor street dance, danced my ass off and it was time to head home, on the way out of town i noticed some fellow juggalos waving me over from under a near by bridge. next thing you know im at a ICP style rave in a secret underground juggalo bunker! long story short, i witnessed and got a PHOTO of a girl weed bonging! pretty amazing to see in real life, i mean, just straight eating raw weed is one thing, but chugging over a POUND of weed in one shot is mind blowing. enjoy the photo, this may be the only time you ever see this...

The boiz are BACK!!

You heard it here first assholes... the boiz from Brokeback are up to their old tricks again in the second offering from the Brokeback franchise. This one promises to be better than any movie you have EVER seen! This time Heath and Jake find themselves on a quest for rare reggae on vinyl (7 inch vinyl to be exact), but they run into a bit of trouble along the way until the hand of JAH reaches down and well... you'll have to watch to find out!! ;)

eat shit... die.

genie in a bong?

I thought this was common knowledge, but more and more i find that people dont know about the bong genie?! if you are like me and have known about this all along, feel free to continue on to hunk dujour and check back here tomorrow at 4:20 for the latest in pot gossip.

For those of you who are somehow in the dark, let me tell you a little bit about the bong genie... this could get very in depth, but im gonna give you the short sweet version and let you dig deeper if you feel you need to. The Bong Genie, he is why you get high. What happens is, when you spark up that green budd and take a pull off your bong, the Bong Genie channels positive vibes directly from the top of Mt. Zion and into his lungs, he then exhales into your bong as you inhale. This is why/how you get high, you didnt really think that THC crystals did anything did you? well, they DO have an important job, but "THE MAN" would have you believe that the THC is why you get high, the TCH crystals are on chron budds to attract your eye and draw you near to that sticky icky budd, its Mother Natures way of helping connect you to JAH. It is the Bong Genie that does all the work. Here is an image if the Bong Genie shot under a light made to mimic the sun beams that hit the highest most peek of Mt. Zion, it is ONLY with these sun beams that the Bong Genie can be seen...

Oh, one other thing, dont let the Bong Genies looks scare you, Mother Nature created him with no frills, he is the most streamlined vessel that could be created to channel the TRUE Mt. Zion high. in fact, if you smoke weed long enough and you open your heart to the Bong Genie, this is the form you should eventually turn into, this form will allow every breath you take in life to be a direct link to Mt. Zion. Peace be with you and FUCK OFF.

p.s. did you know that Xavier the Renegade Angel is based on the Bong Geanie? watch a few clips and see for yourself. The show was created to get the general public used to the image of the Bong Genie and the way he talks and acts.

Kids Corner...

This weeks Kids Corner child artist spotlight is little Timmy Smither, aged 5.

i just love the way little kids minds work!! "Bong of Death"! hahahah!! as if there could ever be a bong that could kill you... well, i guess in Timmys defense, a few pulls from the "Bong of Death" might just explode his little 5 year old under developed lungs. no pain no gain, its best you learn that early on when it comes to bong rips. anyhow, i see a real future in this kids art, i mean, the attention to detail... the little purple hairs on the weed!! an instant classic!!

happy 4th of FUCK YOU!!

You make me SICK.

NUGGZZ IN SPAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!!!!

damn son, get some Visine™ for those GIANT tight red eyes...

thanks Muke!

now is a good time to plan for the inevitable

With all these celebrity deaths going around, i gotta figure im coming soon and so are you. we all know only celebrities read this blog, A listers only, or from what i know, i guess i only talk to the hollywood elite, i have no idea if middle to lower class people view this site and to tell you the truth... i dont care. wait, let me take that back, i DO care, i dont want this site clogged up with viewers that earn less then 80 million a year, so if you fall under the 80 mill mark, take a fucking hike asshole. you make me sick.

To the rest of you hollywood elite, this is for you. our fellow A listers and multi billionaires are dropping like flies, and there is NOTHING (aside from laying off the massive amounts of drugs we all take on an hourly basis) we can do about it. all you can really do is plan for the future, i dont mean set money aside for your loved ones, fuck those pathetic moneyless bunch of leaches. im saying to spend all of your fortune on an elaborate grave stone!

Have a look at mine as an example, its a classic. it stands 13 feet tall and is solid gold filled with diamonds, imagine a twinkie, except gold and diamonds. then i had it coated in stone to hide all the gold... not cus i want to keep people from stealing it, just as one last "FUCK YOU" to everyone, i can think of no better waste of treasure then to just encase it in stone. and if you are thinking to yourself (or out loud so everyone in the bank can hear you) "it wouldn't take more than a few billion to make that statue", you are right. but what i did was take my remaining billions in cash and flush them down the toilette!! also, my grave plot is hidden thousands of miles from anything or anyone on my secret ganja farm. im the only one who knows the location, which is even better cus nobody will EVER get to see it in real life. have a look and see what i mean. i suggest you get started today.

we're sooooo jealous of Michael Jackson

Sucks to have lost the "King of Pop", but just think about where hes at now...

that big THREE 6 MAFIA concert in the sky! we wish we were there with you M.J.!

fuck this life, i need to get some dro and try to smoke my way up to that concert...

The good life...

There was a time when i had to ACTUALLY get out of my pot leaf shaped hot tub, put down the bong/pipe/vaporizer/gravity bong/apple/suppository/stick of weed butter fashioned into a weed butter popsicle and go harvest the pot crop. A very time consuming chore, so much PRECIOUS time spent "working" when i could have been puffing dank. leave it to our own Kyle Green to remedy my situation!! what he did was train a horse to make the journey to our secret grow room, then pick and basket up the weed all on its own! well, not ALL on its own, Kyle also trained a small bear to watch over the whole process, you know... quality control. anyhow, i snapped this photo with my Holga the other morning, figured id share!

great quotes in weed smoking history

"What what... in the butt"
-Garrison Keillor

Why HOLLYWOOD still sucks...

I try not to talk shit on HOLLYWOOD too much on here, i mean that would be like biting the hand that smokes you the FUCK out, see as how Dank Nuggzz is 100% funded by the HOLLYWOOD entertainment industry (thats right, the industry that provides entertainment for Hollywood, someone has to entertain the people that entertain you and i)... but ill get into all that another time.

Myself, Kyle Green (wise beyond his years) along with friend of Dank Nuggzz, Ben Raemers just finished watching M. Night Shamaleezies "THE HAPPENING", good movie, great actually. i would suggest you rent it (or take an after-hours trip to the trash bin behind Hollywood Videos that you and your inside man at Hollywood Video dicided on as the drop off spot for a top secret changing of hands or THE HAPPENING Blue Ray disk), but i did some digging on the internet to find out more about this movie and as it turns out, the film is a FAR cry from the early version M Night had made. The Hollywood "Fat Cats" thought ill of his first version and wanted it changed to appeal to the general public, but i have a feeling old George W. Bush had a LOT to do with it, here is whats up...

Basically, the movie is EXACTLY the same, except it all takes place in a giant grow room about 35 miles outside the New York city limits. Don't believe me?! well have a look at the oraginal movie poster and decide for yourself. FUCK Hollywood.

real talk?

thought we wouldnt?

yeah, we thought we wouldn't as well (or not so much "thought we wouldn't" as much as didn't think of it at all), but then our good friend Muke showed us that we would/did...

FUCK WALKING.

Ask yourself WHY you walk anywhere? you got a car? bike? skateboard? segway? ATV? ect, ect, ect... walking only makes you slower or as NARCs call it, an "EASY TARGET". look back in history, cavemen invented the fucking wheel, we are not meant to walk. AND before the wheel we had the horseosaurus. so take this as a PSA, its on you if you ever walk again after reading this, but im not gonna be a fucking sitting damn duck. FUCK WALKING...

NARCtoons...

This shit was/is soooooooooo fucking bad. Pinky and the Brain signaled the end of cartoons.