"why do the hundreds of pigs that run wild in Dank Nuggzz HQ have massive balls?"
We get asked so much that we figured we better talk about it on the blog so that all you dumb-assed cock fuckers will shut the shit up and leave our pigs and their giant balls alone. so here you go...
in a nutshell, we are VERY secure with our sexuality at Dank Nuggzz. so secure infact that naturaly we wanted to souround ourselves in pigs with the biggest balls we could find. turns out we coudnt find any pigs on the market with the kinda of "IN YOUR FACE" balls that we wanted heards of running around in our offices. so what did we do? well, we did what we do best, we developed a strain of marijuana that when ingested by pigs (male or female), make them grow the biggest balls you have ever seen. duh. if more people were this secure in their sexuality, marijuana culture would be untouchable. love you. bye.
