Sunday, August 9, 2009

Weed Security.

We had to get it. security, when you got the kind of high tech computer systems we use to publish a blog of this caliber, you are gonna need someone to guard it... not to mention the high tech hydro we have by the butt-load in our building. Meet Jarvis Hankinson, our security guard here at Dank Nuggzz. When interviewing potential guards for our establishment Jarvis refused to answer any of the questions we axed him, when we asked him WHY in the living FUCKING-A we should hire a man who wont even talk to us during the interview process he simply said this...

"If you value your life even HALF as much as i value my shotgun, Keep your hands off my drugs"

as you can imagine we gave him the job. SUCK ONE.