Saturday, March 7, 2009

NEW ON VHS!!!

The years most anticipated release to VHS...

Leonardo DiCaprio, who plays himself in this film, makes his way to the dankest grow rooms of south Iceland with his good buddy David Blaine (who plays Stark Lieberman). To help pass the time they preform magic tricks for the poor people of the ghettos on the way to Iceland, which eventually lands them in the clink when Leo stabs a non-believer through the heart with the remains of a broken Lava Lamp he bought for spare parts at a swap meet... Stark (David Blaine) attempts to hold his breath till Leo gets out of jail. preach.