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Dank Nuggzz affirmation for all time...

2012-01-27T16:20:00.000-08:00

hey hey wednesday night...fuck you

2012-01-25T16:20:00.000-08:00

quick photo of me and the galz pre-gamming before we hit the club tonight, shhaa booo yaaa

This shit don't stop

2012-01-22T16:20:00.000-08:00

The youtube links have been pouring in all week! keep em comin fellas (ladies)

Stop it slime!

2012-01-19T16:20:00.000-08:00

stop it slime

Dank nuggzz super fan # 14, lil trappy!

2012-01-18T16:20:00.000-08:00

lil trappy lives by one mantra. Laugh, cry, smoke tuff, nosh, repeat.
A true inspiration.

Dank Nuggzz fan mail of the week!

2012-01-17T16:20:00.000-08:00

As you can imagine. every single morning i open up my in box to thousands of pieces of fan mail from all over the world. usually i don't give half a butt fuck but i got a soft spot in my heart for when the true fans take to youtube to preach about the newest pot related shenanigans going down on dank nuggzz. This fine young gentleman made my day today. thanks much and may the pot be with you!

P.S.A

2012-01-15T16:20:00.000-08:00

This is your brain.

This is your brain, after consuming a fat ass fucking pot ciggy

dank nuggzz hot shit strain of the week

2012-01-11T16:20:00.000-08:00

now I'm not gonna fucking lie. when my dealer came and dropped this fat sack off in my foyer, i expected tons of fucking nice weed like i usually get. so imagine my surprise when i found a fucking nintendo 64 controller in there along with all the fucking nice ass weed. boner for days son.

puff puff pass the fuck out

2012-01-10T16:20:00.000-08:00

technology upgrade g check

2012-01-09T04:20:00.000-08:00

so if your not a poser and you have looked at dank nuggzz like twice or fucking ever you know that we KNOW and are all about fitness and new technology. now we don't usually butt fuck around with technology but i had to copp the new iPod 3g 4 s's shuffle edition limited edition.
i got it off of bestbuy.com and fuck it looks good out the box, but i can't figure out how to get it out of the triple six mafia playlist mode. But i did figure out how to nail a fat asszs blunt to it for my 5k fun run from seattle to vancouver.
coming up next week, ill show you how to duct tape your bong to the iPad 4...till then. sit on it!

Happy thanksgiving compadres!

2012-01-04T16:20:00.000-08:00

as you all very well know i celebrate each and every single terribly painful new years thanks christmas celebration with buying a fat ass new bongy for me me and fellow me compatriots to enjoy. i bought my newest shit on amazon.com just the other day and oh fuck is she nice! I call her "Big Daddy" 2012 is looking slightly less horribly painful than before. PREACH.

who what where when why

2011-12-27T16:20:00.000-08:00

the boyz, proper clam bake, the great pyramids of giza, erry day, G check!

BUSTED

2011-12-26T16:20:00.000-08:00

as you might have noticed over the past few months its like ALL we can post about is that damn vandal thats been modifying (see image below) our weeds crops, while we are fans of the caliber of work and subject matter this low-life cranks out, enough is enough, destruction of weed for arts sake... fucking LAME.

anyhow, we caught him and we aim to eat him. 280 LBS of pure dank-fed jackrabbit. bottoms up!! (we eatin' him ass FIRST... RAW!!!!!)

the Dank Nuggzz Strain of the MOMENT

2011-12-25T16:20:00.000-08:00

this new feature should be self-explanitory. right?

FUCK.

ok, so... we (Dank Nuggzz) are going to let you (the pot-culture enthusiast) know what the HOTTEST pot of the moment is. this way you'll be ready when your dealer pops on through...

and you KNOW you can trust j'boiz at Dank Nuggzz. j/k you cant trust us, also in the spirit of the holidays... eat filth you fucking hosers.

dog shit.

2011-12-23T04:20:00.000-08:00

Good advice

2011-12-22T16:20:00.000-08:00

idiot.

2011-12-21T16:20:00.003-08:00

FOR RENT.

2011-12-21T16:20:00.002-08:00

READ THE FUCKING SIGN ASSHOLE

2011-12-21T16:20:00.001-08:00

zero toleration. y'all pussy-ass jerks done been WARNED...

Happy Halloween ya'll!!!

2011-12-21T16:20:00.000-08:00

as you know here at dank nuggzz we like to do it up real fucking big and nice so I'm sure you can imagine our annual halloween party last night went off. there is no better way to ring in the halloween new year like enjoying some spooky treats with all you're best childhood friends. just peep the photo and get on your knees and start praying for an invite next year (aint gonna happen)

2011-12-20T16:20:00.002-08:00

Great quotes in weed smoking history.

2011-12-20T16:20:00.001-08:00

"Don't even THINK about looking at my great big bag of pot" - Madonna and Guy Ritchie, november 13th 2011.

A brand new Dank Nuggzz™ "brain boggler"

2011-12-19T16:20:00.000-08:00

One of these drinks is different from the other two. using your "skills" see if you can find which it is. Todd will reveal the answer in a post 2 months from now. Good luck and god speed!

whoops...meant to post this a year ago BEFORE i went on vacation.

2011-12-19T04:20:00.000-08:00

well, fuck it. I'm back either way ; )

2011-11-24T16:20:00.000-08:00

2011-11-22T16:20:00.000-08:00

PREACH.

2011-04-05T16:20:00.000-07:00

get ready to laugh MOTHER FUCKERZZ!!

2011-04-03T16:20:00.000-07:00

what y'all know bout that fish-oil buzz?

2011-04-02T16:20:00.000-07:00

this shit is MAD simple, first, get totally nude, then get about a pound of dank budd, catch a fish (TRY make it over a 30 pounder), gouge a bowl out of its back (please note you will need to gouge DEEP enough to hit both the lungs and the gas-bladder in order to pull a good hit from the fish mouth and anus).

next, what you are gonna wanna do is... torch that weed and suck on that fish butt (or face) while your friend/enemy sucks the other end. A freshly gutted musky will be slippery as fuck, so you will want a third party in the mix to hold the fish while you take a toke. Also, for best results, smoke as SOON after gutting as you can, the fish oil (blood) is key in getting that proper buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

the HUMAN High

2010-10-19T16:20:00.000-07:00

This technique isn't largely practiced, but HIGHLY effective in getting the ultimate BUZZ!

Much like scraping the gunk out of your pipe in times of desperation, the Human High will only get you kinda baked, but when you gotta smoke... you GOTTA smoke. here is how its done...

One of your stoner friends has to volunteer his life. the longer the volunteer has been a stoner the better as you are about to smoke hers/his essence right out they dome! the volunteer does not always have to give their life in order for this to be done, it should be noted however that if you choose the RAW style Human High that the volunteer WILL NOT survive the Raw Smoking process, the only real advantage ( if you DO or DONT get a better high from smoking your friend while they are dead or alive has never been scientifically proven ) is that the volunteer can partially enjoy a little buzz of their own dank juices as they pass into that big grow room in the sky!

step 4. cut a hole in the volunteers head

step 2. light volunteers feet on fire

step 0. inhale via: head hole and IMMEDIATELY exhale/vomit

now you are high! enjoy that!

CRICKEY!

2010-10-17T16:20:00.000-07:00

at least ONCE in our lives we have ALL opened a bag of buddzz, eager to get our minds erased for the day, ONLY to find a stowaway. usually its in the form of a yucky smokable slug, a spider, lizard or a monkey/ape fetus... well imagine our surprise when our over seas shipment (YES our cargo van drives UNDER water) of OZ dank arrived and we found a little kangaroo who must have gotten scooped up with the huge piles of plants we ordered!!!

normally, we would have murdered the beast RIGHT away in order to consume his weed soaked flesh, but did you get a good look at those BALLZZ?!?!?! how could one living creature eat another living creature in the pursuit of getting baked from eating the marijuana tainted flesh from its bones when its got a set like THAT!! answer: who cares.

well done kangaroo... you will live to smoke another day!

something, something, something Shrimp on the barbie...

2010-10-17T04:20:00.000-07:00

the ULTIMATE high...

2010-10-16T16:20:00.000-07:00

I would guess most all of you have graduated from the licking frogs stage in your lives as total and COMPLETE fuck ups, if you hadn't graduated to weed, you wouldn't be reading Dank Nuggzz... you would still be reading the now defunct RubberBallsAndFrogLickers.blogspot.com

anyhow, we just found out about that NEW shit... turns out all those fucking stupid frogs that are tainted with chemical sewage and growing a bunch of dumb extra legs, you know the ones im talking about right? well turns out they are DANK as living FUCK!! roll one up with your weed next time you burn one, you will NOT regret it!!

p.s. the most DANK mutant frogs are the ones whos extra legs are BRIGHT pink, its the equivalent to those funny little THC crystals on that ditch weed you been burnin... you get MASHED.

the Dank Nuggzz Makeover thing...

2010-10-15T16:20:00.000-07:00

like clockwork, every friday evening at 11:57 (mountain time) all of us here at Dank Nuggzz share in the duty of back dating to 4:20pm (or am in some odd cases) and then posting what is sure to become this weeks "Makeover Thing"! we listen HARD as FUCK to what all of you are saying in the Dank Nuggzz forum and lets this weeks addition to the weekly "Makeover Thing" ring loud and clear like a screaming baby diamond wedged FIRMLY in your eyeball as if to say... "i hear you and you are WELCOME."

so keep that forum poppin' off and mother FUNK the FCC!!!!!! w00t w00t

now, with out any further a dew, this weeks Makeover Thing of the MONTH featuring none other than FORUM READERS CHOICE for makeover thing...

Ben Affleck!!!

we all needed this to happen...

2010-10-12T16:20:00.001-07:00

we were ALL thinking it...

2010-08-23T04:20:00.000-07:00

ARE YOU READY?!

2010-08-22T04:20:00.000-07:00

ssssssSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssuck one.

^x_x^

2010-08-19T16:20:00.000-07:00

A Public Service Announcement

2010-08-17T16:20:00.000-07:00

the rules aint changed...

2010-07-27T16:20:00.000-07:00

visit Patricks Web Log: Stacking Money

nuff said

2010-07-27T04:20:00.000-07:00

its a FACT.

2010-07-23T16:20:00.000-07:00

COLLABO of the past long time...

2010-07-22T16:20:00.000-07:00

You KNEW we would team up with the fucking Swiss, weather its for grooming your plants, or stabbing a mark-ass FOOL in the neck, the Swiss Army Knife was the tool of the trade... "was" being the key word there fuckface. peep game on this monstrosity of a knife! im not gonna list all the features, but i WILL tell you this, you WILL use each and EVERY option on this knife will be used the FIRST day you get it!

sssssssssssssssssuck one.

"Shellbbzz" (the Horse) #2 in the TOP 75 DANK NUGGZZ SUPER-FAN DAILY PHOTO COUNTDOWN!!!

2010-07-21T16:20:00.000-07:00

"Some fat guy" #3 in the TOP 75 DANK NUGGZZ SUPER-FAN DAILY PHOTO COUNTDOWN!!!

2010-07-20T16:20:00.000-07:00

"Stew Fuckington" #4 in the TOP 75 DANK NUGGZZ SUPER-FAN DAILY PHOTO COUNTDOWN!!!

2010-07-19T16:20:00.000-07:00

"tha NUGG GOBLIN" #5 in the TOP 75 DANK NUGGZZ SUPER-FAN DAILY PHOTO COUNTDOWN !!!

2010-07-18T16:20:00.000-07:00

its been a WILD 70 day countdown to our #1 Dank Nuggzz SUPER-FAN, but we have reached the TOP 5 Dank Nuggzz SUPER-FAN photos of the last 18 years!! its been SMOOOOOTH sailing through this WHOLE countdown, but aside from that massive server failure on day 1 of the 75 day countdown of the TOP 75 DANK NUGGZZ SUPER-FAN photos, but that was an EASY fix and we didn't even have to call the Geek Squad this time!! pays to "Yahoo" your question first before you go ahead and spend 20s of dollars on having your shit professionally repaired, shits a snap!! Knock on wood, but its hard to believe that over 50 of the last 70 SUPER-FAN photos contained FULL FRONTAL MALE NUDITY and the www censors didn't come down on us ONCE!! they usually hit us with a law suit within minutes of all the full frontal male nudity we usually try post, thank God they turned a blind eye for the past 70 days, cus as we have ALL seen, shits REAL.

ok, ok, ok, enough of the emotional recollections of the past 70 days, welcome to the TOP 5 DANK NUGGZZ SUPER-FAN photos of the past 18 years! Counting down from #5...

hey dumb fuck...

2010-05-10T04:20:00.000-07:00

Say Anything Part Deux

2010-04-22T16:20:00.000-07:00

dont act like you thought "tha Sack" wasn't gonna star in the sequel to Say Anything...

Say Lamborghini Police Car

its rated R, bring a note from your mommy if you are under 24, there are some PRETTY graphic Necrobeastiality scenes, but its the sequel, so you knew there would be at least a FEW sex scenes with dead animals.

Outstanding Person Award

2010-04-12T16:20:00.000-07:00

ADAVERT.

2010-03-28T18:10:00.000-07:00

For really tho, this is for REAL, go to the BURLESQUE of NORTH AMERICA Web Store to order your Dank Nuggzz Sticker Pack... you know your cello phone or PCP case needs a Dank Nuggzz sticker up onz!

What's Up?!

2010-03-28T16:20:00.000-07:00

huh? whats that you ask? Whats up? oh! just riding up and down this damn elevator all damn day, smokin' phat amounts of my own hair... respect.

the Purple Velvet BLOW JOB MACHINE 2012 is SCENT-SATIONAL!

2010-03-21T16:20:00.000-07:00

on this weeks addition of "SCENT-SATIONAL!" we are giving the Purple Velvet BLOW JOB MACHINE 2012 our "SCENT-SATIONAL!" award for a product that meets and/or exceeds the high level of quality and performance we demand at Dank Nuggzz, and you should too... as well.

exclusive whips of Dank Nuggzz Part 1.

2010-03-11T16:20:00.000-08:00

People bee axing all the fucking time about "what kinda whip you DRIVE FOOL?"

truth is, i have so fucking many that i dont know what i even have, so im gonna start posting photos from time to time of whatever whip i drove in to Dank Nuggzz HQ that day.

todays is a banger, not as flamboyant as i usually like my whips, but it turns heads at EVERY highway rest stop i roll through... and trust me, i roll through a LOT of rest stops.

uhhhhhhh.

2010-03-10T16:20:00.000-08:00

so complex magazine recently put an article on there website counting down the 50 greatest moments in photoshop history and they decided to include Dank Nuggzz in it.

ummmm first off who ever said we used photoshop? and second off lets say theoretically we did use photoshop then we would definetly be number 1 on the list not number 22... I mean cmon this shit aint rocket science. tsk tsk complex mag tsk tsk.

Great quotes in weed smoking history...

2010-03-09T16:20:00.001-08:00

"suck... swallow... release... you got it little b'buddy"

-Maggot

Guest Post: FUDGE!

2010-03-09T16:20:00.000-08:00

oh FUDGE, why you gotta do it to us like that?!

you better not get this wrong...

2010-03-08T16:20:00.000-08:00

i need to get some of that "precious"...

2010-03-07T16:20:00.000-08:00

YOU TUBE!!!!

2010-03-01T16:20:00.000-08:00

Dank Nuggzz dont usually butt-fuck with YouTube.com, but sometimes... SOMEtimes... well, watch the clip and do the fucking math.

PURE HATE.

2010-02-28T16:20:00.000-08:00

Meet Dank Nuggzz™ newest employee!

2010-02-25T16:20:00.001-08:00

This is Buster our new quality control inspector. We used to employ literally dozens of (human) quality control inspectors making sure we had only the freshest marijuana culture material, but as you can imagine it got quite costly what with the recession and all. That is until i met this little half boxer half pitbull mix who knows his shit and is down to work for chicken scraps and belly rubs. We've got this guy posted up in our offices scouring the web 24/7 making sure we can bring you the most hard hitting most relevant and most life altering material possible. So next time your jerking it to this site think of the little guys behind the scenes... allright fuck you we hate you bye bye.

RARE FIND!!

2010-02-25T16:20:00.000-08:00

Just bought my daily bag of pot and look what i found...

a VERY rare albino one eyed pot-monkey!! its a happy healthy mature adult!! these are the little guys that hang around marijuana plants late at night... they dont eat or smoke the weed, the scent attracts them and then they piss all over the soil which in turn makes the weed EXTRA dank!! sometimes during harvest one of the little guys will get scooped up and end up in your bag of pot! they are harmless, all they want to do is curl up and sleep in your bag of weed and from time to time they make this little purrrrrr sound when they feel the time is right for you to smoke up!! its believed by MANY elderly rasta-man that if you find a one eyed pot-monkey in your bag of pot you will have 4 1/2 hours of good luck! ive never even HEARD of an albino being found!! i think im gonna smash him (or her) into a pulp and then make hot tea with its remains!! thats GOTTA be extra lucky!!

Jenifer Love Hewitts NEW INK!!

2010-02-24T16:20:00.000-08:00

J Love is a good friend of Dank Nuggzz and ALWAYS keeps us up to date on her pot related exploits. this time she really came through with a BANGER!! her new tattoo is off the HOOK!!! she calls the tattoo "Killa' Weed"!! you go grrrrrrrrrrrl!!

extra fuckable.

2010-02-23T04:20:00.000-08:00

nothing better (hotter) than a man in uniform!

(click to enlarge image)

side note... homeboy in the photo just smoked some of that neb that shows you how to dismantle your iPod Nano... IN YOUR MIND. ask your local drug dealer for details.

Guest Post: FUDGE!

2010-02-22T16:20:00.000-08:00

go here ---> Fudge Factory Comics

Dank Nuggzz mentioned in GQ!

2010-02-12T04:20:00.000-08:00

Dankest of the DANK, Horsey got the cover of the new issue of GQ... RESPECT.

good lookin out Price!

Guest Post: Matt Evs

2010-02-01T16:20:00.000-08:00

Great quotes in weed smoking history...

2010-01-18T16:20:00.000-08:00

"wahhhhhhhhhhh, wahhhh-wahhhh-wahhhhhhh"

- Dawson Leery

Guest Post: Matt Price

2010-01-16T16:20:00.000-08:00

PrICE ICE BABY is on a "Guest Post: roll right now... keeping shit hellz to tha ofz topical!!

J'boi

2010-01-15T16:20:00.000-08:00

no fucking shit right?

Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?

2010-01-14T16:20:00.000-08:00

Answer: burning a couple of j's next to her old favorite tree.

ffffffffffffffffffffffuck!!!!

2010-01-12T04:20:00.000-08:00

you dont really see YouTube videos on Dank Nuggzz, but when we post a YouTube video on here you KNOW its gonna fuck a hole smooth through your damn mind AS its melting your mind!!

case in point... the Beatles? FUCK the Beatles, FUCK Madona, FUCK the Rolling Stones, FUCK ac/dc, FUCK Michael Jackson. what you are about to listen to is a little band called Mental Note and... well... its like... its the only music that really matters.

the music game is OVER...

... and if you don't know...

2010-01-11T16:20:00.000-08:00

Guest Post: Matt Price

2010-01-10T16:20:00.000-08:00

Outstanding Person Award

2010-01-09T16:20:00.000-08:00

no shit.

the Munchie KING

2010-01-08T16:20:00.000-08:00

If you smoke weed, you either know this dude already or you NEED to get to know him... hes got the goods.

Dear John...

2010-01-07T16:20:00.000-08:00

*Translation:

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, His name is my name too.

Whenever we go out,

The people always shout,

There goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.

Dah dah dah dah, i'm leaving you, your cock is too small.

rot in small penis-having hell.

Nature.

2010-01-05T16:20:00.000-08:00

Guest Post: Matt Price

2010-01-04T16:20:00.000-08:00

Dank Nuggzz NEEDS your help. (not really)

2010-01-03T04:20:00.000-08:00

As the popularity of Dank Nuggzz grows, we are being contacted more and MORE network big-wig fat-cats to make their business more successful based on what we are doing with Dank Nuggzz... the other night CBS called us up asking for us to give their failing game show "Wheel of Fortune" the Dank Nuggzz treatment....

easy fix, ditch Vanna White and swap her out for a giant half human half marijuana budd hybrid who is called "Vanna Green(budd)".

(click image to enlarge)

thing is, CBS has cold feet, well, thats not totally true. CBS is into the idea, its just that Pat Sayjak is xxxSTRAIGHT EDGExxx and refuses to work with the marijuana mutant we developed for the show. so here is the deal, CBS wants you to vote on it, White or Green (budd). just click the link below, and if Vanna Green (budd) wins, CBS said they are going to melt Pat Sayjaks cock and balls off with a blow torch.

CLICK TO CAST YOUR VOTE!

ya heard?

2010-01-02T16:20:00.000-08:00

Guest Post: Girbaux Jerboi

2010-01-01T16:20:00.000-08:00

SKIP 2010

2009-12-31T16:20:00.000-08:00

Dank Nuggzz is taking all of 2010 off to enjoy a year long weed & recorder jam session induced coma. one of the main reasons is that you know how we all have a little Waldo hidden inside our brains? well we ALL do, anyhow, the only way you are gonna find him is to figuratively blow your brains out via a MASSIVE weed fueled wooden recorder jam session. plus if you are anything like us, your entire brain is made of dank at this point, taking a year off will let most of that dank soak into the rest of your aura leaving your brain ready to absorb HUGE amounts of weed in 2011.

but not to worry, we spent the last 3 evenings getting all the posts ready for 2010, we smoked a few pounds of this super secret new strain of marijuana we developed that we call "Dankstradamus", this shit LITERALLY lets you see into the future, and believe us when we tell you that 2010 is a year you will wish you were in a coma. We dont give a fuck if you join us in this coma, we hate every last one of you out there, im shocked that we are even giving you the common courtesy to warn you of a total bull shit 2010. whatever, with any luck we will wake up in 2011 to find the human race has become extinct... more weed for us. happy FUCKING 2011 you rubber ass eaters!!

economy harshing your mellow?

2009-12-28T16:20:00.000-08:00

HUGE PIG BALLS.

2009-12-26T16:20:00.000-08:00

We here at Dank Nuggzz get asked all the stupid fucking time...

"why do the hundreds of pigs that run wild in Dank Nuggzz HQ have massive balls?"

We get asked so much that we figured we better talk about it on the blog so that all you dumb-assed cock fuckers will shut the shit up and leave our pigs and their giant balls alone. so here you go...

in a nutshell, we are VERY secure with our sexuality at Dank Nuggzz. so secure infact that naturaly we wanted to souround ourselves in pigs with the biggest balls we could find. turns out we coudnt find any pigs on the market with the kinda of "IN YOUR FACE" balls that we wanted heards of running around in our offices. so what did we do? well, we did what we do best, we developed a strain of marijuana that when ingested by pigs (male or female), make them grow the biggest balls you have ever seen. duh. if more people were this secure in their sexuality, marijuana culture would be untouchable. love you. bye.

A Christmas Message from Dank Nuggzz & Seal...

2009-12-25T16:20:00.000-08:00

Much love this Christmas season

and every fucking day

for the rest of your life!!

xoxo (smoke pot)

tizzzzz tha season...

2009-12-22T16:20:00.000-08:00

NARC RETRACTION

2009-12-15T16:20:00.000-08:00

Let it be known that each time we hip you to a NARC, we have done MONTHS and sometimes even YEARS of research to arrive at the decision to label someone a NARC. Even after we post someone's NARC status on Dank Nuggzz we always go back over the information just to be 110% sure we havent called someone a NARC who is in fact NOT a NARC. This is the FIRST and we hope ONLY time we have had to make a retraction, but we think you will agree that its near impossible to deny the facts that lead up to this NARC RETRACTION...

Gremlins

The Goonies

Arachnaphobia

Cape Fear

Roller Coaster Rabbit

Men in Black II

A.I Artificial Intelligence

A.I. aRtIfICi4L inTeLLiG3nC333

Double Dare

DeGrassi

Wainy Days

Flight of the ChonChords

Planet of the Apes

2001 a Space Odessy

A ClockWork ORange

The Shining

Freddy vs. Jason

how could a dude who has NOTHING to do with any of those movies be a narc????

Think About It.

Guest Post: Ako Jefferson

2009-12-14T16:20:00.000-08:00

years in the making, but WELL worth the wait...

Ako Jefferson came through with a BANGER like only he could come through with. Nothing against Mo, Spanky, Alex or Ako, but the "HOMO CLAN" graphic in the top left is solid gold, this post could have been ONLY that logo and it woulda been crip as fuck... or a "crip ass fuck", either way, everything Ako touches turns to gold and this image is no exception to that statement. expect Dank Nuggzz to rocket to the #1 spot on the most viewed weed blogs in the world list!!

p.s. this image is a "re-mix" of an image Ako made for the great CrailTap, it was epic to start with but the tweaks he made for the Dank Nuggzz re-mix really did the trick... only thing missing is full frontal male nudity, maybe next time?

BREAKING NEWS...

2009-12-08T16:20:00.000-08:00

An unidentified, 17-year-old Connecticut boy is seen buried up to his neck and breathing through an oxygen tank in a hole he dug at a beach in Charlestown, R.I. The boy had been digging the hole when it collapsed on him. It took two hours to unbury the boy, who was taken to Rhode Island Hospital afterward.

technology

2009-12-06T16:20:00.000-08:00

Im a MASSIVE fan of the T.V. show "C.S.I.", you know? the super believable show where dipshit 1. and dipshit 2. walk around like big old fucking dicks with phat bonerz... what im trying to say is this, if you are a fan of the show like all of us here at the Dank Nuggzz internet division, you are no doubt obsessed with the technology the C.S.I. egg-heads put into action on every episode. in our eyes the best tool they have is that photoshop "enhance" filter... the one where you can zoom in on an already amazingly low quality video grab from a shitty security camera by clicking the "enhance" button that seemingly transforms 4 pixels into millions upon MILLIONS of pixels!! fucking BUTTS that is some awesome technology!! have a look at this video if you are in the dark...

For YEARS i've been trying to figure out how to get this filter on my computer, but i never had any luck. well... you can buy the filter in ANY computer or camera shop, but i wanted to find someone willing to trade a bag of weed for the filter... thats what took years to find, but i FOUND it!! Let me tell you, it was well worth the wait!! on the FIRST video grab i did of what LOOKS to be a normal everyday business type guy getting CREAMED by an elderly woman running the red, i found something amazing that might just make you look at security footage in a new light. check the process...

Security Cam Screen Grab.

Highlighted area to be "enhanced".

Low res cropping of security cam screen grab.

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enhanced x 2

enhanced x 3

would you look at THAT!? Turns out our stuffy ass white bread ass business man is REALLY a stoney ass mother-fucker like the rest of us!! keep up the good work buddy and keep sticking it to the man!

Dank crucifixion...a guest post by SCOOP-EEEEEEEE.

2009-12-01T16:20:00.000-08:00

yep.

Celebrity fan mail!!

2009-11-28T16:20:00.000-08:00

We get ass-fuck loads of fan mail here at Dank Nuggzz, not surprisingly most all of it is from A list celebrities. Just got this one the other day from the one and only Geordi LaForge! You'll remember him as the blind helmsman of the USS Enterprise or if you read any of the Perez Hilton style blogs on what the celebrities are doing you have no doubt seen Geordi on there most every day, this mother fucker knows how to PARTY... if there was ever a doubt in your mind about how hard Geordi can party this photo he sent us should set you straight... or set you gay... actually, straight or gay, i dont think it matters, this is a hot ass photo!!

thanks Geordi!!

Danks Giving mind MELTER!!!

2009-11-26T04:20:00.000-08:00

So i was doing some research at the Santa Cruz Public Library to come up with an image for the traditional "Danks Giving" post here on www.danknuggzz.blogspot.com, i found a good image that was shot YEARS ago of an alien thanks giving celebration at Area 54. Nothing out of the ordinary, human sacrifice, nude aliens, giblets, Gravy... business as per usual.

but WAIT?! whats that on the wall? looks like a poster, it IS a poster... i had to dig a little deeper into this mystery, i wasnt aware the higher ups at Area 54 had hung a Norman Rockwell in the alien living quarters? after MORE digging i came to find that in fact the higher ups HAD NOT hung the Rockwell thanksgiving image on the wall and that the Aliens may have been in contact with Rockwell himself in order to commission him to make a painting for the alien thanks giving celebration.

next i had to contact the Normal Rockwell foundation to see if there was any truth to this story. after 4 months of chasing my fucking tail i finally found someone willing to talk to me about the painting... and i was right, the aliens had communicated with Rockwell TELA-PATHETICALLY and had the mother ship beam the painting to the alien compound on Area 54. I was even able to track down a .jpg of the painting.

Rockwell was a alien loving stoner. i think we all must have known that in the backs of our minds... our FUCKING minds. bitch.

cunt.

THIS JUST IN...

2009-11-24T16:20:00.000-08:00

Whens the last time you saw a sunrise? hopefully its been long enough that you don't even remember what one looks like, but if you DO remember, this is for you...

this image doubles as a desktop image, so rep the real shit assholes!!!!!

Guest Post: Z-40

2009-11-22T16:20:00.000-08:00

chewy boy doobie listen to ice T,

you lookin at a nigga wish he was drug free,

but thats just a theme from another life,

so until then my last words is re-light.

Stephen King

2009-11-20T16:20:00.000-08:00

all of your books are really terrible and all the movies about your terrible books compound the terribleness that was allready there creating a mega-hybrid terrible pandemic in hollywood aaaaaaaaaacapesh?
p.s. you look fucking weird.

DANK NUGGZZ on location in Santa Cruz, CA.

2009-11-19T16:20:00.000-08:00

Talk about getting back to your roots... Santa Cruz, CA... "Home of the Dirt".

this is where it ALL didn't begin. it (Dank Nuggzz) in fact began in London England, but im trying to talk about Santa Cruz here...

Every once in a while its good to take a little "inspiration felid trip", and Santa Crus is THE place. Some of our BEST friends live here, and thats what its all about!! here is a photo of 2 of the biggest inspirations to Dank Nuggzz, Both Santa Cruz natives and prolific pot smokers... Woodland Sprite and the Pink Guy. Feels good to be back!!!

p.s. this image of Woodland Sprite and Pink Guy doubles as a desktop background image for your Dell computer, it will work on a Mac or a PC as well, but we recommend you get a Dell.

SUCK ONE.

Guest Post: Jerry Hsu

2009-11-18T16:20:00.000-08:00